(Source: superganja)
women - men
- For Women
- Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
- I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
- I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock.
- Is your name Gillette? the best a woman can get.
- Do these look real?
- Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
- You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves.
- You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
- Just say Hi You'll do!
- For Men
- Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.
- I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours?
- Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?
- I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.
- Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!
- Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get.
- If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together.
- Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
- If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!
- Do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME
- Are your legs hurting cos you've been running threw my mind all night long.
- Hi I was just curious cuz I saw you noticing me so I'm just given you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
- Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
- Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
- Is their an airport around here? because my heart is taking off.
- Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer Me Neith er but it breaks the ice.
- GRAB YOUR COAT, YOU HAVE PULLED
- If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!
- I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!
- If you were a bogie I would pick you first.
- You'll do!
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